“Masako has become an Imperial drop-out,” said one royal newspaper reporter. “To be blunt, she is hostile towards the Emperor and the Empress, and is waiting for them to die. It sounds horrible and shocking. But this is the truth of what’s happening inside the Crown Prince’s household and the public doesn’t know about it.” ロンドンタイムズより
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I spend so much time reading 2 channel every day. And so I can't have enough sleep. However I finally found good keijiban what I was looking for. This place is very good for me to practice English.
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I was so surprised at myself, for I could read >>20. And I agree to >>20's opinion. Nurupo.
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Oh,very nice >>21 I could not read it,cause I don't know why. But I deside learn English harder.And someday I talk with foreighner in English. See you tomorrow and Good night. With dear.
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>>18 Well, my life cycle is in disorder lately. 'cause I can't sleep well at night. Thank you for listening my worry.
My tummy is pekopekolino. to eat or not to eat...that is my problem. I remenber that there is a yakinoodle in kitchen, but I am in 2nd floor, I must go down the staires to get some food... to be fat, or sleep with hungry tummy rumbling. what do you think about this?
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>>25 I think just as you wish. That is to say... you should go downstairs and eat eat eat!!
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I am kantetu,totemo nemuuidetu. nulupo nulupo nulupo
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>27 gatzzzz! gatzzzz! gatzzzz! let's suiming!
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I'm hungry.
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I'm gonna eat cup korean noodle from now on. Recentlly I am fond of eating gekikara food. Is it true taking hot food many times make people's ass hole ji ?
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i am under stand!!!
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oh, don't worry you wouldn't become a land owner (so-called jinushi) simply by eating super-hot food. But it could harm your health if you eat a lot this late at night.
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It has became morning.
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>>32 Thank you for telling me that. As a mutter of fact, most of my co-superiors at my office are land owners. We used to talked about it some times and laughed a lot. This is my beautiful memory.
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>As a mutter of fact （ ´,_ゝ`） ﾌﾟｯ
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matter dane～ I'm Cho-embarrassed. But do I have to use diccionario every time when I can't remember how to spell words? スレタイ嫁！ 間違ってたら優しく指摘汁！
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oh year
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I'm gonna catch some Z's...
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My hobby is listening to game music. For example, Final Fantasy, Dragon Quest and Star Ocean series etc...
>>50 I see. By the way, I overslept this morning. How many alarm clocks do you use?
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目が拒否しだした･･･
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I studing tomorrow tests.I am full-full...orz
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>>55 uh,only one. It's an alarm of the sellular phone Fa sho ! " rrrrrRRRRRRR！！"
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I am using my daughter's Korasho's clock which is a sort of free gift from Benesse to encourage us to subscribe "Korasho the first grade". >>57 good luck
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What is Korasho?
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>>54 Which do you like black or white? I wanna marry white girl.
aitient house!? ok is it house like TATEANASIKIJYUKYO?? I don't like it so much.sorry is this BBS of fan of history？
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>>68 How pity you are! You have my sympathies. How long will she stay at your house?
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>68 Run away! Hurry up! Run to your jikka,now! No, if you go jikka, your gi-sister must touch every thing in your house! You must get cold next holiday! or today. Good luck!
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I'm 72 OH jikka I know. I was so foolish. don't you get along with law-sister？ gi-** is law-** in English
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I am Ms.68 thank you for your advice . she will come by car.It will take 4 hour. In Fact she came here last month. Maybe she wants to stay for three days. oops I remember that when my wedding she said to me...gakupuru "Waaaaaaaann!!Return to my brother!!" If my pearents live near Iwant to run away. sorry hitorigatari and chirashinoura
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>>76 I'm not married, so I can't imagine how much trouble you have, sorry. but I can understand you a little by hearing the story. I hope you will get throught it. GOOD LUCK
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i am Nurse . i wanna make foreigner froends.
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I'm in Sensyu Univ siken-kaijo. English is OWATA(´･ω･`)
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>79 Good job!
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oh! mai gatt.
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minnaga-nanikaiterunoka-Majidewakarimasenen-
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>>79 don't worry!! probably,everyone can't get good point. I pray your success. >>82 teki to ni yomeba daijyobu
> don't you get along with law-sister？ > gi-** is law-** in English It's not true. 'girino ane/imouto' is 'sister-in-law' 'girino ani/otouto' is 'brother-in-law' Be careful!
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>>86 I'm 75. really!? thank ynu for your kindness.o(^-^)o you are good at English. I think you have experience to study abroad. urayamasi-
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Earthquake at Kanto Region!!
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(´･ω･`)｡ｏＯ普通に英語使っとるがな…
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>>89 This is the place we talk in English, isn't this?? if this is not, I'm sorry.
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bon soir! how about [a thread of writing in French who don't really understand French]? je suis japonais! comment-allez vous? Mukashi France-go sentaku shite, kurushindanowo omoidashitayo ＿|￣|○
>>91 Bon soir! Je suis japonais, too. Je suis heureuxe de faire votre connaissence! J'habite Sapporo.Est-ce qu'ou vous habitez? I'm not good at French＾＾； However, I like English very much. I am planning to study abroad in the States, if possible, in Houston which is famous for NASA. I love this thread because there is no "arashi," who is the one making all the noise. In all likelihood, yhey have no skill to use English because of their terrible educational background. Bye!
My cosin's daughter who lives in U.S. said to me when she stayed in Japan last sammer. let's go to HALAKIRI shop! she said. what's ! HARAKIRI shop? yes HARAKIRI so we went to the shop of the Hallo Kitty shop.
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I heard tonight is snow. But. it's rain. Is this luky or unluky for me?
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らっきー
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ガブ最高ｗ
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I think so think too storong.
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>104 The spelling of storong seems to be different. I want to watch a mother-in-law, and I'm sorry
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で、誰が英語分からないひと？
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>>105 Thank you for your pointing mistake. In my poverty explanation, because I am male. The first“o”is symbol of male.(laugh >>106 I don't know.
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>>106 ﾉｼ Because I use a honest story, a translation tool of yahoo, I cannot speak English
I have many Ra-men.Let'seat together,110san. Please come my home. I wait for you yudering Ra-men.
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Now I'm depressed, because I'm really busy for job hunting. I have to go to Sendai, Tokyo, Fukuoka and so on・・・. I can recognize my life's gradual waning. Huh... >>99 As regards French sentences of 96 "Bon soir! Je suis japonais, too. Je suis heureuxe de faire votre connaissence! J'habite Sapporo.Est-ce qu'ou vous habitez?" Translating these French sentences into English, "Good evening! I am Japanese, too. Nice to meet you.(I'm happy to be your acquaintance.) I live in Sapporo. Where do you live in?"
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ポンジュース！Ｉ am a pen.
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Hello, pen!! Is this a desk?
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No, It's your dick sorry,really bad, boring....
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No,no. You thought it is my dick, it's a my finger. My dick is more small and short, like a tooth stick.
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i agree
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なかまがいたぎゃ
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Oh! make a deal, Thank you. Aere you eat in hear or take out?
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Though it satisfies when foreplay is tidy even if it is .... small. Do it neatly wet and do it put it?
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It's serves both as big and small. In this miracle world, contrary is truth. My job is good job, foreplay,afterplay,replay.....and more,etc You get a satisfaction.
SHOGI is very complex for me. When I play SHOGI, I have terrible headache.
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>>142 Here you are, this is zutsu-yaku. ( ・∀・)ﾉｼ=●
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>>143 Thank you for your kindness. I never forget you.(･･････across my finger behind the hip)
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Ｉ want to it
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If you want it, go ahead. Someday you get it.
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(,,>Д<) ＜ Ra-men ga tabetai yo!!
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If you want to eat Ramen-nudle, I give you my secret stock. It was been here,here,,,, Oh no,It's a toilet paper.
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If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all.
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>>148 (,,>Д<) ＜ Toilet paper demo iikara tabetai na!
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>>150 I suppose you should not wipe your ass hole after evacuation. It is convenient ieda, right? You are really cool. Let us eat a roll of toilet paper now!
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>>149 It's a great idea. >>150 Especially, I give you Red-Fox. Come on my house.
>>153 I know, idea is very expencive furniture shop in megro. >>154 If you want to eat Raccoon dog what painted green, you must go to Jinja festival. You find out a merchant Called TEKIYA.who sale colored HIYOKO. He manage your wish.
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Hi,>>155 Why don't you teach me? I don't understand the relation between "a green raccoon dog" and "a hiyoko." Is it a joke about the color(green) common to them?
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>>156 A long long ago, the generation called Showa. Always Jinja festival, together with night-shop. Night-shop is very popular for children. Especially children's popular targets were the mysterious hiyoco that colored to pink. (But, the pink hiyoko was growth up, to normal white chicken. Moreover they are male.) If you fined out the Tekiya who was selling the mysterious hiyoco, you get a green raccoon dog.
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>>157 Can people get a green raccoon dog from Tekiya? Oh! Really!? Thank you very much for teaching me! I would like to see a green raccoon dog! I'll go to Jinja festival as soon as possible.
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>>158 I think so. The Tekiya show you a a green raccoon dog. And You shall find the Tekiya, when you have a heart of children.
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I went Jinja festival. But I could not find gren racoon dog. I saw racoon dog who has very big sack.
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>>160 It was very regrettable, you couldn't find green racoon dog. I know racoon dog's song you found. It is･･････ “Ra-ra-racoon dog's sack is, with no wind swinging♪”
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It's a rainy day today. The weather does not clarify. My feeling does not clarify, either. I am likely to go to sleep. At such time..! (--)zzz
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I bought new ballpoint pen,became little bit fine Something new one made me happy.
∩)) ∩)) PA _, ,_ ∩)) ∩)) ☆ PA (#ﾟAﾟ)彡((⊂彡☆(⊂彡 PA ((⊂彡☆((⊂彡⊂彡☆PA ((⊂彡☆∩☆_, ,_ ☆ PA ☆⊂(⌒⌒（；｀Д´） >>176 PAPA-N!!!! ｀ヽ_つ ⊂ノ
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Don't be in such a hurry, >>1, please listen to me, which don't relate to this thread too.Recently, I went to Yoshinoya in the neighborhood of my house, Yoshinoya. But, it was very crowded, because I couldn't sit down. I watch the wall well, there is banner, it said "Sell at 150YEN discount". I shocked. You're STUPID and SILLY. That's idiot, though you don't custom to take a Yoshinoya natural, mere "Sell at 150YEN discount", VOKE. Only 150YEN, just 150YEN. There are family. Probably they're eat at Yoshinoya, omedete-na. ここまでで力尽きた。
>180 It isn't funny at all. But I can see you were trying to say something funny. I hear that. I met one of my friends last night having dinner at the expensive restaurant. I paied almost 10000yen but I wasn't enjoyed that. I felt that my friend didn't like when I was happy. She din't want to hear my situation at all. Because I am okay righjt now. I recover from my break up and I have a great job and nice co-workers. Even though I don't have a boyfriend, (I am dying tom have REAL one) I am enjoying my life. My friend doesn't like that. She want me to be a drama queen. I think that I should quit the friendship... Don't you think so?
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You are fool because you have no job. But I have job. >>181 I cannot understand your sentence. Because I cannot read english moreover your sentence is very long.
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>>182 Why do you think so? I know that a foolsh woman have a job.
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>>182 You can't tell who is stupid or not only by job and position. I have no job. That means, I don't need to get money for living. And I don't think I am stupid, well, either smart though, ha,ha! But 182 seems like proud of her job and life. Isn't that cool? Yeah! You don't need to compare your life to others, do you? Just proud of youself. That's enough isn't it?
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Sorry. >>184's all of the words so difficult. I can't understand your idea. Again and again,I can't speak English and write English. So I cannot understand your word. I went to the Nara on last friday. Nara has naranodaibutu. I inspirationed Nara is old city. Now I will go there again.
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>>184 Comparing one's life with others' is all about 2ch, espacially in 鬼女板 and 家庭板. Some people might feel relieved to see/hear about others who they think lead more miserable lives. That's why NEETs make fun of housewives and infertile women pick at women who got pregnant before marriage.
>>188 You wrote this long long ago! Look at this!Please return me,dont you?
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Just dropping by to see if anyone is still here... Not much going on here, huh? Anybudy wanna chat?
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Since no none's here, I'll just talk myself and let the steam out. I guess all these women (house wife, part-time homemakers, etc.) and men posting on this board are simply stupid (for the lack of a better term). I wonder if they have any brain cells that still function... Well, perhaps I should say that their brains are really messed up because of frustration of some sort. I don’t really know what your real problems are, but obviously you folks need some psychiatric help. This place is totally filled with hatred and hostility toward everyone as well as utmost stupidity I have ever encountered... People here are all messed up and messed up real bad... Too many crazy women bad mouthing and complaining about everything...
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>>191 >Too many crazy women bad mouthing and complaining about everything... If you really think so, why did you come to this board? I believe that you have the biggest complain among us posting on this board.
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(`●●´)＜Ti stai comportando come un ragazzino !
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Eigo ga dekiru-hito ni totteha kaette muzukashii sure dane (w
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nani ga kaite aru noka I do not understand na sure desu ne CHIMPO!
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Eigo ga wakaranai nimo hodoga aru. Kokoha hidosugi. Chu-bou ika!
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Hi! It’s going to be ok.
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>>192 Actually I'm a bit surprised that someone really responded to me. Cool! I guess I should at least thank you for that, huh? But hey, easy on me girl, will ya? >Too many crazy women bad mouthing and complaining about everything... First of all, it's not really what I think; It's the fact, You ought to know very well that the majority of the posters here are Japanese women who've got just too much time on them to do anything productive. Second, just read what's written on this entire board for now. I don't even need to point out specific threads or responses to make my point. See? Virtually every thread is about trashing someone else and expressing hatred and hostility toward others - not just to strangers but to family members as well... So, don't you pretend that they don't have a problem because they obviously do, and you know darn well they do.
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>>192 Third, I'm not a typical resident on this board who are consumed by hatred and obsessed with hostility. I originally came here to check out something unrelated, but after reading the posts, I was totally shocked, or disgusted, to be more precise, to see this many people throwing garbage at each other. It's totally pathetic... Now do I have the biggest complaint among "us" posting here? Honey, you've got to be kidding me, right? Compared to your complaints, mine is nothing! Geez... Give me a break. I don't have the same sort of psychological problems that you all seem to share. Seriously, you all need professional help...
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200(σ・∀・)σget!!
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2ch English
"You may go now." = 逝ってよし "I agree with you completely." = 激しく同意 "Up." = age "Down." = sage "Storm." = 嵐
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y'all = おまいら・喪前ら chaser = 粘着 fuck off = 逝ってよし・ｷｴﾛ poor>>1 in da house = 可哀相な>>1の登場です bust a nut = 中田氏 l.o.l = w・ﾜﾗ・藁
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understood
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cherry ＝ 童貞
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Gross～☆ = きんもー☆
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かしこいひとばかりだぎゃ
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You,too!! ＝ ｵﾏｴﾓﾅｰ
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hahaha This SLED is so intrasting!!
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turd sred up!
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i ca'nt up the sred…orz
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>>202 Hey, Gabriel (or Gabrielle?)! Eigo ga hanasemasu ka? 逝ってよし・ｷｴﾛ = "Go fuck yourself" demo iine -.
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lets talk about lunch. i ate humberg bento.
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Therefore, what?
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Terefore, I am.
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yabeeeehotondowakanneeeeeee
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No problem.You are OK.Im OK.
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i am sad because i make a mistake in part time job place. but hapiness thing, a young lady who everybody called "tenchou" is abscent. i hate her because she is very awful bad girl. hiyahhoooo!!!
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but "tenchou" has a beautiful looks and the nice body. i like her body very much. she is sexy.
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i agree with you abusolutely.
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Hisabisa ni this thread ni kitandakedo mada thread ga nokottete bikkuri sita. Demo Nani ga kaitearunoka wakarima se-n!
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I made a role as [kidan]. called 'nenabe play'. its so fun! let's try nenabe play with me!
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What's "nenabe play" anyway? It sounds kindda kinky...
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I am hungry... I want to eat something... Food! Food! Food!
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You should be diet with me! i'm dietinng now. I'm 164 cm tall, 57 kg weight. last week, I was 58kg. my aim is 55kg. far away...
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If you're 164cm and 57kg, I think you're just fine. You don't need to be on diet. I am 162cm and 62kg... I really need to loose some more weight...(But I know I cannot! That's the problem.)
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I've been on a diet for nearly 2 months and lost nealy 10 kilograms. Yahoo's Diet Diary service really came in handy this time. It allows dieters to keep a record of what you ate, amount of exercise, etc. through a web-based UI. I tried a similar method using MS Excel before but the Yahoo tool allowed me to access even when I'm away from home and I didn't have to bother designing my own spreadsheet. I'd definately recommend it to anyone who is serious about losing weight. Besides, it's free of charge!
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>>226 10kg in a couple of months isn't bad at all. What I'm curious aboutis, though, how you are keeping it off. You know, "yo-yo syndrome" and all that... To me, loosing weight is not really a big deal, but keeping it off would be a big problem. Do you combine any exercise in your weight-loss program? If so, what kind of exercise do you do and how much time do you normally spend? I don't really have time to go to a fittness club or anything, but I want to know how people maintain their ideal weight once they've reached their goals...
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OK!! Hit me!!! Foooooooooooooooooo!
229 ：
Yeah, sure. I'll hit you hard!
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Where's everyone gone???
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I'm 224. YEAH!!! I lost weight. Now I am 55.6kg. When I were 54kg, I will KISS Kxxxx!!!
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(･∀･)ageruyo!
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thanks a lot.
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You're Welcome.
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I am a pen
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I love a pen.
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Where is my pen?? I thought it was in the coffee mug on my desk... For some odd reasosns, I keep loosing the same pen over and over... Shit, I have to buy another one tomorrow...
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Do you dirink coffee with pen? Sounds tasty! I'll try it.
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>>238 Oh, Yeah. I always drink coffee with an ink-dripping pen still inside. Actually it tastes pretty good, you know. You should try it, really. I know you'll love it.
>>245 Possibly... If you go fuck yourself and your mother first...
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Oh,Nooooooo!!!
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Oh!ｈa～
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Happy new year!!
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You talkin' to me ?
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あけまして、おめでタウリン！
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It is very cold winter, this year. Even in my place, the most south area of Japan, we had considerable amount of snow last month. Hello, guys living in Akita, Niigata, and other cities in the north area, how are you? Are you OK in this serious snowing? It is very hard to imagine how people living in the snow white city.
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I live in Yokohama. Yokohama mo samui yo. Kono-aida no asa, jimen kootteta. Gaku buru.
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I am living in Kagoshima. It is warm and sunny Sunday, today. Mt. SAKURAJIMA was covered with snow until yesterday, but now almost of them are gone. Hope an ordinary warm winter comes back...
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Kagoshima is worm. But my living place is snow ipa-----i. Many many snow, mou iya---!! No more snow, god damn it!
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>>255 Where are you? Niigata? Akita? I have never lived in snowy area, and it is very hard to imagine how "YUKIOROSHI" is tough job.
Now Princess Kiko has got pregnant. The number of candidates for Gakushuin kindergarten and primary school will be exploded the year in that the baby enters.
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>>262 So? What's the big deal about it anyway? I don't care... Just because you send your kids to Gakushuin, that doesn't mean your kids will also become a member of the imperial family...
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I don't care either but many o-juken moms care. There are still many who want to be close to the family. My child will rather go to a nearby school of a different type.
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Well, I hear a lot about those "ojuken mons" going nuts about choosing the kindergarten for their kids... But come on! Their ultimate goal is to send their kids to one of the prestegious brand name universities, right? If those kids are half way smart, they can still go to good highschools and colleges even if they spent 9 years of elementary and secondary education in public schools... So, I just don't get it. What's with those crazy "ojuken mons"?
sometimes I am very frustrated reading 2ch. but I cannot stop coming here. It is a sort of addiction!
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らむね
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Jack has a bat and two balls.
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>>270 I think you're already in a big trouble. You probably need to see a psychiatrist...
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I'm so fucking tired and can't even think about anything... This place will eventually kill me making me work like a slave. Just when will it all end??? Or when do I get the big raise that I deserve???
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Beats me Anyhoo, Don't make more out of it than it is
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>>275 I'm glad that the hardest week was finally over, though... Now that I finished that extra project, I should be able to take it a little easy for a while, at least till summer (I hope)...
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You did it！
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Yeah, I managed to pull it all together... So,I feel much better now. Still, my boss keeps dumping all those BS jobs on me, and I just don't have the balls to tell him that's enough. Well, at least until I finally get promoted. Wait for just a couple more years and I'll be able to tell the administrators to shove it all up theirs... (Fingers crossed!)
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I'll cross my fingers 4 U
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Hey,thanks Gabriel (or Gabrielle)! You're a nice person. Just out of curiosity... How do ya spell your name? Is it "Gabriel(♂)" or "Gabrielle (♀)"?
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eazyがぶりえる
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"がぶりえる," huh? Yeah,you're right. It doesn't matter if you spell it in Japanese,does it? You bear the name of "the messenger of God," so I was just curious. That's all...
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God？ Ha ！ I don't give a fuck
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Ooooops！ i'm a Thread stopper !
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Yes, you are! Aren't you proud of yourself?
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Anybody home??
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oh! i'm here
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I'm here, also.
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Don't let this thread go. I need it.
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this thread does'nt go well. please tell me your strange experiences.
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Well, what kind of "strange experieces" are you talking about??
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about Erotics please.
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>>292 Why don’t you talk about your bizarre sexual experiences first? Say, for instance, how you really felt enlightened when you shoved that cell phone or keyboard up in your butthole...
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i think this entire world is falling apart... soon, it will all come to an end...
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ところどころわざとおかしな英語が混ざってて正しい英語を忘れそう…。
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＞295 Never mind ows XP Forget about spellings and gramour We are native Japanese speakers!!
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unko-------------------------------
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pee pee----------------
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Mr.Hayashiya------
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Mr.Mrs.paper
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goood night everynelaer. who is here. sorry.
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This thread which i set up. Then I was high school student (3rd grade). I fall out the entrance exam for univ once, and commuted to yobikou last year. So I'm a college student now. This experience will be precious in the my future.
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>>302 Congratulations for your passing exam! How is your college life? It must be fun, isnt it? I am a proffessor of a small university, and seeing many students like you. Keep studing, then you will see hopeful futre. Good luck!
>>303-304 Thank you. I practice for drama club every day since I entered a college. Until now, I acted in a play twice. It was very fresh and very happy. University's lecture is interesting. Because thing that I wanna learn can study, it is different from the high school. Though I lost any Tan-i :P >>305 Good night! Take care of yourself.
Thank you. Anyone who wants to improve English skill should not hesitate using English. In particular, writing is the most difficult skill, and we should take any chance to write in English.
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boring
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All your base are belong to us
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にほんごでおk
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TODAY ﾌﾟﾘﾃｨ MY BABY. もう少し勉強してればよかったorz全然わかんない
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Today is very hot,
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Yeah, it was very toasty. I hope the weather will be cooled down soon.
>>340 No, I dont think so. People who want to write English sentences are not beginners. Only people who learned English well and want to improve their English skill joined this thread. You should not blame our efforts.
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>>341 A criticism with sincere kindness is welcome, but blaming with dislike and jealousy is not welcome. Misspelling is not a serious fault in this thread. Even with broken English, writing is the best way to improve our writing skill.
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It's been a while since I checked this thread the last time. I thought it would've been gone already, but apparently I was wrong, huh?
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Sue let chi guy.
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I need someones help. I like to give my American boss a 漢字名. But my bosses name is so hard to give 漢字. Is anyone can help me? The one I come up is 粋虎闘. It's looks like DQN name but he was training kickboxing for years, and he is big and mean looking guy. So I thought it's describe his personality, and when I explain what these each words meaning to him I think He'll like it. What do you all think about this name? I need real japaneese people's opinion. Please help me. And of course this is for a fun only, so don't take it seriously.
>>352 Yes, his name is Scott. I'm grad someone else can read the kanji too. I didn't put his name in 346 becouse I wanted to see if anybody can read it or not. Do you know how happy I am right now? someone think this is 巣礼 地外 so I was almost giving up waiting for useful response. Thanks for your response. I'm go ahead and give the kanjimei to him. Thanks again.
Hello！Janbo! I can't speak English very well,so I didn't read this kakolog. OK? Hey!! yeeeeah!!I can't read air!!No English in my life! My English level is F lank in English duke(NINTENDO DS)!! Bye!
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↑こいつ躁だね
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oh!anbireeeebaao--- i can t right english te iuka maji wakaran very intaresting konosure
everyday hot I going bath and after icecream so happy
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Oh! No! No beer !!! I want beer!! I need beer!!! I am not happy!!!
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>>370 Same here! I can't stand the humid still and isometimes I feel it is very pain in the ass to get a shower often. I really hope the fall is coming soon. >>371 Well, you should go get some beer right now and drink it till drop!!!
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every day every night I drink beer. I like beer. Ilove beer. I am beer.
>>376 That's right! I am at the same level of English as >>375 in Eigo duke. But I don't speak English well. When I traveled in KAIGAI, I rent a ski boots. A salesperson asked me what size shoes do you wear. "twenty-three TEN five " I answered. ?????…He looked confused. I should have said "twenty-three POINT five"…orz
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>>378 And also you should write "a pair of ski boots". That is one of typical mistakes when most of Japanese people use English anyway.
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てゆーか間接疑問文にするなら what size shoes do you wear. じゃおかしいよな what size shoes I wearだろ？ﾊﾞｰｶﾊﾞｰｶ＞俺 a pair ofどこじゃねーよｗ
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っていうか英語わからないからカタカナで書いてプリ～ズ アー ユー オーケー？
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北海道在住。
Rain！rain！hardrain！ Ican not sleep．
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>>380 "Which shoe size" sounds better. >>382 Like cats and dogs?
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I'm >>365.Thank you >>368 & >>369!! English duke was Three day BOZU. It's tooooooooooo difficult for me! No more English! No more English!! Now I play POKEMON. KEMUSSO is very very cute.
hoh、id be apsolutry liked sex better than you。 you never get goodbetter than i by yours！ fuckin`like me so crazy something！ youd be so nice performanse little mania lets go bloser getting dream together hahhah！！
Somebody's here. Glad he or she knew how I felt lonely. Setimes I feel myself all alone but it's OK. 'cause I love doing myself alone.
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Glad nobody's here.
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I don't want to go to work today. can I call in sick?
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Just relax and take a rest.
417 ：
It's Monday again.
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This will be the beginning of the end.
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Why not?
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Well… It's showtime.
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i'm so sorry about him. since his gf needs his father's credibility, she's been with him for 6 years. he can't do anything he wants to do. everytime he moved to another country or far place, she followed him because she needs his father's help for her research. She makes him behave abnormal. He has no male friends. he is still immature and behaves like female.
422 ：
What？
423 ：
ＢＵＴＡＹＡＲＯＵ ！！
424 ：
How stupid I was. So sorry,my Dear.
425 ：
All I want is only HIGH SCHOOL GIRL'S pichipichi manko. Absolutely not a hag who passed spring long long ago.
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my dreams hasbent moment is hope of the job. can you today meat for met japanese pizza?
427 ：
depopulation! depopulation!
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Hot K！
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What talk do you have?
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How do you say, MANJIRU in English?
431 ：
Who are you ？
432 ：
probably …it's lubricant…
433 ：
oh that tha way
434 ：
How do you say, YARANAUKA in English?
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Energetic daughter always. However, it is too energetic, and sometimes embarrasses it.
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Already Yanaikais is worldwide language. So if it says, With you make sweetly smiling' it will be OK !!!!
／￣￣￣＼ ／ ─ ─ ＼ ／ （●） （●） ＼.Oh! Tank you! and You speak gaaa。 | （__人__） | ＼ ｀ ⌒´ ／ ／ ＼
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♪It is your effect at insomniac night. ♪It just separated a little while ago.
441 ：
♪Earbbe foryou burning foryou
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アーハン
443 ：
happy halloween.
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oh! Thank you. And you ?
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TANK YOU wwwwwwwww
446 ：
This is a pon
447 ：
What's pon?
448 ：
Juace de POM?
449 ：
Pon is beautiful.
450 ：
Pon is LOVE.
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But! I am pon!
452 ：
Me too !
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Oh!shit! :-P
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Oh!butt! :-）
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Tomorrow is another day.
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The ID restrictions of the animation are obstructive with a smile recently. Anyone watches that it is it in a system putting freely in a dream anytime, but it is reality that do not readily go so either. Oh, I hope that I revive early. I want to watch Halle fine HareHareYukai or an animated cartoon early. After all the animation is different from YouTube in a picture without incompleteness with a smile. The slightly unsatisfactory place has that BUMP OF CHICKEN is about to disappear, but I say apart from it, and, however, various, after all there is usability.
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I'm sorry. I was slightly too long. After all because I regret that I do not tell it when I can tell it in the future. I still feel am sorry for what I have written for a long time. I'm sorry it in the all of you truth. orz
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I am Jack Bauer. A portable fee is large amount of money. I am Jack Bauer. However, it falls in expenditure.
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It peels off very much ..whether it is likely to say.. ..reversely.. and it is painful. The skin in the back of my foot peels off when a dry season comes. It is considerably painful. Can cream paint?I hate it. Sticky feeling.
It encourages it very much. Does it seem to be said it? ..It opposite is painful. When the dry season comes, the skin in the back of my foot leaves. It is considerably painful. Can cream draw the picture?I hate it. Sticky feeling.
Wow! I can't believe this thread is still here. How long has it been since I posted the last time? Well, it doesn't matter, does it? After all I'm only writing nosense anyway. And basically so is everyone else who drops by...
464 ：
It came to this bulletin board for the first time. Though it is English of the smattering My best regards in the future.
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I like metallica! like songsEntersandmanand Seek and destroy!very interesting I have a Dream I in the ECW ECWis very Extreme!
I like cake and tea,too, And recently I also like ice cream because it's very hot everyday!
483 ：
The ice cream is delicious. I ate ice yesterday. What is your hobby?
484 ：
hosyu.
485 ：
My hobby is 2channel.
486 ：
Does anyone watch this thread?
487 ：
I watch here everyday. Who would you like to talk to?
488 ：
RED！ YELLOW ！ Bulldog．sauce～ CHAN．CHAN♪
489 ：
Hey, I'm back, I'm back! Is anyone still here?? At least this thread still alive... well sort of...
490 ：
Up！w Hey, I'm still alive... well sort of... still alive... well sort of...
491 ：
Oh, are you? That's too bad. I thought you were gone.
492 ：
a-ha
493 ：
So here I am, checking out this thread again, if anyone has posted since I was here a few months ago... My life has been pretty miserable (as awful as it may sound). Mostly job related strain that I have to put up with, which many people are experiencing nowadyas. So nothing new or out of ordinary actually... It's just that I'm getting tired of it. Yeah, I know, I know. I shouldn't really complain, right? Because having a stable job that I don't like always beats not having a job. Period! Yeah, but still... Well, I better stop. Whining won't change anything anyway...
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Write whatever you want.Just relax and enjoy 2channel.
495 ：
hosyu.
496 ：
don't touch me. Good job. don't touch me.
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I thought this thread was very much dead, but there are people who still come here and post. And somebody is trying to keep it via occasional "hoshu age." I wonder how many of us are really posting (or just reading the posts) in here...??
498 ：
I've just submitted my application for "The Star Employee of the Year" type of award in my work place. Actually this is the second time around. When I applied last year, I was a little too ambitious and optimistic. The result was, of course, a complete defeat... :( The recipient they chose was a poster boy for what this place strongly emphasizes now. Only I didn’t know I was competing against a guy like him. This year I should appear a bit more productive on the paper. :) So I will seehow I fair against applicants from other departments... Wish me luck!
>>504-505 Well, either way, I realy don't get it... If it's a 2ch joke, perhaps I don't know the 2ch sub-culture good enough to understand it, which is actually a good thing.
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>>506 I can't understand . It's too long. Please write more short . Because I don't understand English !!
508 ：
And and ... Everyone,please read >>502 once more. He wrote "tree", not wrote "three"!! So, it's a Japanese joke.
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うちの英語しか出来ない娘がここのスレみて、何これ？ これが楽しい訳？ in English. 誰か、説明してあげて下さい。
510 ：
no problem.
511 ：
English de ok.
512 ：
so so sorede OK！
513 ：
I'M SOOOOO BORED !!!!
514 ：
Livers I made myself today are pretty umauma.
515 ：
Life is no meaning, till you found it. Please your daughter of perapera English.
516 ：
I forgot 「tell」. You don't need to give me your daughter.
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>>507 What?? What's too long? I tried my best not to write long sentences, though... If that post was too long, I really don't know what to write...
518 ：
No new post for two weeks...? I know there are some regulars. Where did they go?
519 ：
>>518 I'm here. However I'm a new face. I don't know English though may I stay here? By the way, it occurs to me. I want teacher to correct a sentence.
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I watched "terminator2" the other day. There were a lot of excellent phrase. ("Serifu" ha English de nanteii masuka? line? or phrase?) For example... "Stay here I'll be back". "Nice bike". "Right now". etc... I very enjoyed that movie. By the way. Could you tell me this phrase in English? "Ude no hone ga oreta".
521 ：
Rain very squallwave English speak difficult
522 ：
NO!NEW YORK!
523 ：
Hi Bob!!(ﾟД°)┘
524 ：
whatever you are whatever you do wahtever you with
keep it close to your heart
525 ：
i don't speak english but,I like looking this if i can speaking...i'm a so happy!!
526 ：
sage desuka?
527 ：
How much are you ?
528 ：
Don't use "i" for I. It's not right.
529 ：
oh! All right!!
530 ：
lol
531 ：
What the f*ck is this thread? I've never seen such a fu*king thread.
532 ：
531>> You need to behave. F-word is not acceptable here. Spoiled brat like you don't even know proper English.
533 ：
英語のできる人が雑談するスレですか
534 ：
hey guys! This is the one Im looking 4. I'm totally not good at english you know. but I try to do...I mean as far as possibe. gosh! Is there anyone still here who watch this?
535 ：
i'm here. what you up too?
536 ：
Hereﾉ
537 ：
Barbara... Go to HELL !!! f!@#$ You !! Kimberly... You look like Meg Griffin. You are soooooo FAGLY !! Kinda sad... Lachlan... Yuk !! Typical LOSER Joanne... BITCH & FAGLY !!! Levi... Pay me back, you still own me $600. Jone... Go to HELL !! Biggest Loser !! Why are you still alive ? Useless... old man. I really hate you guys.... stay away from us, don't bother us anymore. F$%^& YOU !!!
It's been six months since I last checked this thread... Not many posts since then, but the thread is still alive, which is pretty amazing actually. I still wonder, though, who are really posting in here... Are you guys mostly students or married women (homemakers)? My guess is that some are like highschool kids and some are housewives/mothers in their 30s...?
アイムハングリー ギブミーヤキソバ l'm hungry give me yakisoba スペルとか合ってる？
551 ：
It's fine but cold, today. I want to wash carpets, but, will it be dry off?
552 ：
ｎｏ
553 ：
I ate curry. What did everybody eat?
554 ：
ojiya
555 ：
I don't like cooking. but I'm hungry. please give me something to eat. .... .... .... .... Nobody ...uuu Oh! I think I have maruchan-cup-yakisoba! That's it! Water,water,boiled water～
556 ：
Please let me raise this thred.
557 ：
Hey you! what play are you coming in japan?(ねえあなた！ あなたはなにしに日本に来たの？) I am tatami(畳をね…)
558 ：
You should study Japanese, before you speak English.
"Look that dog " ＝ブス that fellow is a dirty dog.＝あいつは最適なやつだ He's in the dog house ＝弱虫なやつだ youknow he's a dead dog ＝彼は役立たずなやつだ I am sorry to say he went to the dog's.＝カラに閉じこもっている。逃げる。 I can't stand this he treated me likw dog .＝彼は女性の扱いを知らない。
574 ：
i hope to die shohi mayuko as soon as possible!!
575 ：
コピペ Out! Safe! Yo Yo Eh No YoEh!
576 ：
What is age?
577 ：
No.It is sage.
578 ：
I didn't rise the top place.Why?
579 ：
I have a feeling that something good will happen.
580 ：
I often talk to myself.
581 ：
Aristotle writes that imitation is natural to man from childhood.
582 ：
It is it! This is this!
583 ：
ドゥーユーライト？ コンフェージョン？
584 ：
アイ ステイ ニード
585 ：
I stay here.
586 ：
I woke up in 3:00 a.m. I couldn't sleep any more, because I was hungry. So I ate udon and play 2ch. Udon was good, but 2ch is time wasting.
587 ：
You understand English. You are a teather.
588 ：
teather?
589 ：
I made a mistake.
590 ：
Don't worry!!
591 ：
There's no person who doesn't make a mistake.
592 ：
I became fine!
593 ：
ｱｲﾐﾝﾅｽｹﾞｰｼﾞｬﾝ
594 ：
It's fine today! I washed a lot of clothes early in the morning, but 've never hang out ..orz
595 ：
I don't understand English. but Japanese is bery well.
596 ：
Hi! I can't speak english. But i want to speak english. I want to learn in this thread. Is there mistake in these sentence? Please teach me English.
597 ：
Hey, guys and gals! How have you been? Are you still alive?
