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Chat in Engish (オバさん専用) Part1
http://awabi.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1365246931/
so sweet
Yeah, of course I'm sweet. I'm the sweetest person
in the whole world!
Mirror! Mirror! Who is the sweetest person in the world?
Of course, Madam, YOU are.
Mirror! Mirror! Who is the meekest person in the world?
Of course, man, Jesus is.
I live in Japan
What a joke!
never ever try to argue with ur wife
just listen like Jesus or else
and they end up in divorce...
act like Jesus or at least pretend like Jesus
They are so detrimental....
Oh, so you live in Japan, huh?
Then how can you speak English so well?
That's unusual for a Japanese.
Then you're married with a native speaker of English, right?
Sorry, I don't mean to pry. It's just that you speak English so
impressively that I got really curious.
I used to live in many countries when I was young
o capito?
i have written many things that made people so pissed and
i was removed to this thread somehow
but it`s really nice b/c other thread was pretty boring
i write by myself and I reply to myself sometimes...
just to let u know that gay is not me
So I've been considering hiring some prostitutes. Actually my wife suggested this.
What do you think, the middle aged woman?
hope ur wife someday find something good about u... ur existance...
Si, capito, grazie.
Io sono andato in Italia.
Yeah, I'm new here. And I'm glad I found you. Just like yourself,
I write quite a lot everywhere on the Internet and people get pissed
off on me and I often get kicked out.
well it`s nice thing that u blend in sometimes
they`ll never know that you are the one who pissed them a long time ago ^^
it`s totally anonymous! cool!
No, no parlo italiano multo.
Ma o studiato un poco la lingua,
[maybe] fra due [months].
L'italliano e bellisimo!
E como musica.
and say whatever occurs to your mind, huh?
Until several years ago I had written quite a lot under my real name.
And everyone else used nicknames. The use of my real name seemed to
have pissed everyone off, so much so that they abused me fiercely.
They hurt my feelings so much that my misanthropy, which had always
been deep, got even deeper.
The reason I was using my real name was that I thought it good manners to
speak with my real identity published. You know, when you are in
real life, everybody shows their face to each other and uses their
own voice, right? They never hide their faces with masks or anything.
I thought I wanted to do exactly the same thing on the Internet too.
But people are basically savage. This world, whether real and virtual,
is a jungle. I realized that yet again, although I know it very well
in the first place.
Now I've got quite comfortable with using my pseudonym. I like that.
Does that mean, "Have you been to Italy?"
If so,
Si, sono andato in Italia.
I once took a trip to Italy and stayed there for two weeks.
Sono stato in Firenze e Venezia.
They were bellisime!
and not all the people can really handle their feelings
for example, maybe someone really hate us writing in English...
no reason, that`s only it to hate you
i was bit confused as well, when my English teacher asked me to read the lines
and when i had done that so perfectly, some really hated me...
in this way, we cannot speak out anything
before, i was thinking my idea is everything but while i was
reading through the thread, i noticed their are tons of people
with so many ways of thinking and i really learned that world is so so so small
that is very important
some use anonymous, just to attack others but i also learned that it`s one of
human behavior as well
is my heart okay!?
maybe, your heart is okay.
Is he abosolutely Hooooooooooooot?
and some cute smile
i was so shocked with trauma and everything but i feel less pain now
it took such a long time to go through the pain
not totally recovered but i could finally believe that i can get over this
>>1 Before you made this thread, you should have made a new thread of
the original chatinEnglish thread.
i never made chatinEnglish thread
Yes, I agree he's a great looker with beautiful muscles
and has a sweet voice. He must always be on the hit chart.
No wonder about that.
As for this thread, I didn't know it was you who made it. I like it
very much and I hope you'll go on talking a lot every single day here.
I enjoy reading you and I also like to pitch in. As I said before,
I write an awful lot myself here and there, both in English and Japanese.
I write so much that people seems to be uncomfortable with me, so
I tend to be a loner. Here in your thread of yours, I feel more
comfortable than elsewhere. So keep up the good work!
Hello
I do enjoy both long and short comments
nothing really that matters to me but maybe some people just hate it
I couldnt make my thread but glad someone did for me
Omarion`s smile is so so cute but fb says that he is lip-syncing in his live
the terrible one was beyonce`s...don`t u think...
it was so funny that aretha franklin made some really funny & mean comments about that
i luv her
sometimes when Japanese people make mean comments, it`s not even funny but too lame
I really love to see the fashion talk of celebrities, so much of humour there! I giggle all the time watching it
the worst dresser... I mean it`s absolutely funny the way talk!
Every singers I love abroad, mostly they don`t come to Japan
They aren`t so famous here like Justin Timberlake
Justin definitely got his own style and he is totally talented
Especially when someone starts applying rules but not by instinct, u know?
I personally think that they are so lame but who cares...
Maybe once a year or every other year.
It's not that I don't like it.
Of course I love it.
But I control myself.
maybe almost every single day
It`s something that I really like
I love it
I enjoy myself
I eat it with boiled rice.
that`s okayu, right?
i have to step forward but im so tired and depressed
have u seen the news about keiko fuji?
I felt so sorry for them
there were so many people discussing about that topic in 2ch
and some blamed a daugher but that was THE most rediculous thing I have
ever heard in my life
I have been living with my depression for such a long time but
from my experience, sometimes it is so much better without family
No one really knows what is really the best way to solve these kind of matters
As it gets very severe, REALLY there is nothing that we can do about it
there is always a limit to what we can do
On the other hand, I felt that they are very lucky ones with no mental illness
They dont even have no clue at all
It really seems like a miracle
I woke up every morning, "gosh, im still alive"
and when I finally go to sleep with no alcohol at all I feel like
I do not want to wake up no more
RIP Keiko Fuji, really
although, I really feel that she should have lived for her family
she should not quit
I cannot even kill myself b/c I got my own nephews so I gotta live
for maybe another 30yrs...jesus christ
After you made that comment, I surfed the Internet
and found out about it. Yeah, it's so tragic, isn't it?
Although I don't know much about what exactly had happened
to her and to her daughter and other members of her family,
I think I can imagine how much they all suffered.
I don't think her and her family's case is an isolated one.
Me too, I have had a very hard life. Most probably not as hard
as the life Keiko Fuji had, but the fact remains that I
have been suffering quite a lot anyway.
I wish I had not been born in the first place.
I wish I could break my ties with the rest of my family,
just like Keiko Fuji did. But I am not as courageous as she.
Someone posted this article saying that there is some experiment going on
in England that there might be a chance that we live forever
I was totally so suprised to see that...I mean, how could someone
ever want to live that long?
If I was told to live without no limit, I would kill myself immediately,
do to lack of hope lol
I know. I suffered so much with my family as well and
I finally figured out that there is nothing wrong with nobody
That we all got different personalities and eventhough we are the family,
it does not mean that they can become your best sympathetic supporter
Ironically
to be with my friends and bf. Yep, they understood me so much better than
my family. I felt no place inside my family but found the place outside
It is not something that there is something wrong about my family,
my parents are very good people, they sacrificed and loved so much about me,
but we were just so different
I loved them so much but on the other hand, I felt strong need of understanding from others
I was very young and I still love those days I had
It really seems like a miracle
You woke up every morning, "gosh, you're still alive
and [ when you finally go to sleep with no alcohol at all ] you feel like
[ youI do not want { to wake up no more }
RIP Keiko Fuji, really [ although, you really feel that she should have lived for her family
she should not quit
you cannot even kill yourself [ b/c you got your own nephews ] so you gotta live
for maybe another 30yrs...jesus christ, amen
this world is just so chaos but not that bad
I really wanted my child but I dont know these days
Too much pressure
It will be so much better to live alone, doing something that
I really dont feel too much pain. Get back from work,
drinking something I want, take a nice bath, read books or comics,
stay on the net for awhile, cook something nice to eat, etc
not too bad
don't you gain weight?
there is this funny saying, "if Bible forbit obesity, there wouldnt be a lot of fat people like today"
But if you've gained, say, more than 15 kilos since you were 20
years old, then it's a problem.
As for me, I know I tend to gain weight if I eat even a fraction of
what I feel like eating. So I almost never allow myself to be tempted.
You said you've been in many countries before. Where exactly have
you been if I may ask you?
i know i really have to lose some weight but as I get older,
it`s getting very difficult
"Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad
I couldn't see where the ball went," he answered.
"But you're 75 years old, Jack!" admonished his wife, "Why don't
you take my brother Scott along?"
"But he's 85 and doesn't play golf anymore," protested Jack.
"But he's got perfect eyesight. He would watch the ball for you,"
Tracy pointed out.
The next day Jack teed off with Scott looking on. Jack swung and the
ball disappeared down the middle of the fairway.
"Do you see it?" asked Jack.
"Yup," Scott answered.
"Well, where is it?" yelled Jack, peering off into the distance.
"I can’t remember."
hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played
very fast, he could get in 9 holes before he had to head home. Just
as he was about to tee off an old gentleman shuffled onto the tee
and asked if he could accompany the young man as he was golfing
alone. Not being able to say no, he allowed the old gent to join him.
To his surprise the old man played fairly quickly. He didn't hit the
ball far, but he plodded along consistently and didn't waste much time.
Finally, they reached the 9th fairway and the young man found himself
with a tough shot. There was a large pine tree right in front of his ball
and it was directly between his ball and the green. After several
minutes of debating how to hit the shot the old man finally said,
"You know, when I was your age I'd hit the ball right over that tree."
With that challenge placed before him, the youngster swung hard, hit
the ball up, right smack into the top of the tree trunk and it thudded
back on the ground not a foot from where it had originally lay. The old
man offered one more comment, "Of course, when I was your age that
pine tree was only 3 feet tall."
Do they serve so delicious dishes? Why do people like it
so much, I wonder?
It's because they want somebody to raise them.
It's not the parents that raise their children.
It's the other way around.
It's in fact the children that raise their parents.
Yes, it's true that the parents finance their children.
It's true that they bring food on the table for their children.
It's true that they send their children to school.
They may even send their children to college and even abroad for study.
They may even help their children financially until they are
fully-grown adults.
But actually, it's the children that raise their children.
It's actually the children that have been nurturing their parents
mentally by listening to their incessant whining.
It's the children that have been assuaging the frustration of
their parents in life.
It's not that the children need their parents.
It's quite the other way.
It's the parents that need their children.
For what? To be raised and nurtured and taken care of
BY their children.
The parents require their children to listen to them attentively
when the parents are actually taking their frustration out on their
children.
Shitty parents! Perish from the earth already!
It is a CRIME to bring birth to children.
Of our fundamental human right
To curse the day we were born
Dragged out of our cherished world of silence
Into this maddening jungle,
We have to live on for about 80 years
Killing ourselves is really hard
It's frightening, painful
What's more,
the suicide of someone
Always saddens the rest of the family
With a member of the family lost that way,
The rest of the family feel
As if they had done something fundamentally wrong
To him or her
They also feel as if their cherished values
Had been denigrated
Why do you guys deprive us
Of our fundamental human right
To curse our lives?
YOU have your own right to enjoy your lives
Then why do you deprive of our right
To do what we want to do?
It is by raising your children that you grow up."
That's what you've always been saying
Of COURSE I know that!!!
Even idiots know that!!!
But can't you ever realize
How egoistic you are?
You want to grow up
You want to enjoy your life
That's why you DRAGGED your children
Out into this cesspool of life!!!
You wanted companions
To listen to your constant whining
About all your troubles, misery, frustration, and unhappiness
About your shitty past with your fucking parents
That's why you brought birth to your children!!!
It's sinful, it's egoistic, selfish,
To think of your own benefits
When considering having your children.
Children are not your marionettes
Children are not your masturbating vibrators
To satisfy your fucking needs
Don't you take advantage of our lives
To enjoy yourselves
We are sick and tired of all that
azat in sylia depriving og is. oh, my goodness.
I'm talking about the YOU in general.
You know, about the majority of people.
azat in sylia depriving people of movement. oh, my goodness.
sure. it is this way. I talk to evrybody. Everybody visits here on internet. eveybody chats toevery other one.
Someone was living all alone
He had nothing to do
So bored in life
He decided to make some marionettes
To play with
He called his marionettes "men and women"
These men and women, in their turn,
Were so bored in life,
Having nothing whatsoever to do in life
That they decided to have their own marionettes
They called their marionettes "children"
Woe be to the egoism of all those
Who have brought birth to their marionettes
Just because they were bored
Nothing to do in life
Because they were so stupid
That they did not know what to do
To kill time until they die
Hmmm, this isn't going to be so easy.
(to George)
So you still think killing yourself would make everyone feel
happier, eh?
GEORGE (dejectedly)
Oh, I don't know. I guess you're right. I suppose it would have
been better if I'd never been born at all.
CLARENCE
What'd you say?
GEORGE
I said I wish I'd never been born.
[ having nothing { to do in life } ]
[ Because they were so stupid { that they did not know ( what to do
( to kill time ( until they die ) ) ) } ]
Excerpts from "It's a Wonderful Life" featuring James Stuart.
http://sfy.ru/?script=its_a_wonderful_life
Have you ever seen it?
What`s happening here...
male deliver and female receive and another life and it goes on and on and on.
that pervert teacher called "KINGGIN teacher"?
That was so hilarious!
2ch really have to give him a prize, really lol
No, I've never heard of him.
How is his nickname spelled
in Japanese characters?
"金銀教師"?
If I'm not mistaken, you're a Christian, right?
If so, are you Christians allowed to use expressions
like "OMG"? Don't they get made
when you use your Lord's name in vain?
Don't take it personal. I was just curious.
r u Japanese? i mean that was really something
I guess it is related to "Kin-pachi teacher"
the popular school drama in 80s. Also mixed with a word
meaning a rigid penis → ”Kinggin"
A word「ッ」express hard solid hard his thing is
some dishes.
ANNIE
Boys and girls and music. Why do they need gin?
She exits.
GEORGE
Father, did I act like that [ when I graduated from high school ]?
POP
Pretty much. You know, George, I wish [ we could send Harry to
college with you ]. Your mother and I talked it over half the
night.
GEORGE
We have [ that all figured out ]. You see, Harry'll take my job at
the [ Building ] and Loan, work there four years, then he'll go.
POP
He's pretty young for that job.
GEORGE
Well, he is no younger [ than I was (young) ].
POP
Maybe you were born older, George.
GEORGE
How's that?
A word「ッ」expresses how hard solid hard his thing is
Is it only his imagination or what?
He supposed to be a middle school teacher
According to what he wrote(i have seen the post in matome)
・he married with virgin wife
・he loves to steal girls virgin
・he thinks so sorry for all the others guys that they`ve got wives that he already had
Wow! And he wasn`t nobody but a middle school teacher!
i hold my weight on my left arm.
my right toe is moving on and on.
it will soon be lunch [ delivering ] time.
Anyways, I gotta start working now
Im writing my Resume
My parents want me to stay here instead of going out of this city (sigh...)
All of my siblings gone out so maybe I need to stay here
My goodness
My friend told me that I should leave the city but I don`t know
I cannot make no decision at all
Someone told me that I can make my own blog so probably I start working
on that thing too
and I am so very afraid that I would not have no child even if I marry again
That really sucks and Id rather want to stay single so I need to get
start working and save some money
it would be so much better to have family than having none
I was screwed but I have to get over it
It was a disaster and my hope was all collapsed but Im still alive
without no one to blame
There is a good saying, which I heard from granny saying that
if I lose something, I gain something and vicaversa
black company comsumes young workers.
[ worker growing old ], the company disemployes those ones and employs younger ones.
roudou-kijunn-kyoku was of no use. we can stand against the black companies.
all- life employing company fading , join out-of-the company labour union and record and fight against the company.
[ so that it can eat glass in my garden
and let { me milk out of her ( so that i can drink the milk ) } ].
i will be sleeping all day when i have a day off
I know they start moving around this time asking so many stupid questions
ass hxle
when u are already an adult it is not that difficult but
if ur young, you feel so lonesome almost everyday
i have to adapt myself into any environment
and that was what my life was all about
i could look into the both sides but not mature enough to explain
how i felt and i was odd
People really are so scared of strangers b/c they have hard time understanding them
That is something i define muticulture
When the background is so and so different, you only feel so tired everyday adapting
How people think here in Japan and the outside is pretty different
To live here as Japanese, you sometimes need to hide yourself, try not to speak out too much,
and erase all the edge that you have
Not too bad but took sometimes to know that or else you`ll be called, "selfish"
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