天気らしい AirのがCoolだろ？ていわた。ほんと？ あとtumblaつーツイッターまがいが人気らしい 知らないと切られる あとコリアンにあったたら 見事にdokdo is korea連呼されたら最初日本人ったけど実際イタリアンですって第三者立場でdokdo is japaneseっても納得しない どこでdokdo is korea習ったかきーたら学校と家あげくに戦争で日本が韓国に渡したと歴史にかかれとるってマジ？ムカつくから文化や生活水準が低い後進国だよねコリアは。でも韓国も日本もいいよねとか悪くならないようにしてみたが負かすことはできなかった
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: hi You: i cant speak english You: im from Korean Stranger: Then what good are you. Go kill yourself jumping off the Hoover Dam, You: omg Stranger: omgwtfbbq? Stranger: wtf? You: hahahahaha You: you are crazy! Stranger: Pants off dance off You: fun Stranger: Creep ghost Korea girl... You: i cant understand^w^ Stranger: Tits or gtfo? You: ok You: my boy friends tits off^w^ Stranger: ...wut. Stranger: You. Woman. Tits. You: man Tits!OK!? Stranger: No, you dumb cunt. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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<18 つまんないですぅ(>_<)
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omegleで出会ったフランスの女の子とスカイプアド交換したぜ
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: Show tits:) Plz! Stranger: plz You: CHINEASE ok? Stranger: asian Stranger: ok You: u r chinease? Stranger: yes You: look at this video Stranger: what video? Stranger: hahahah! You: he is crazy! Stranger: haha yeah he is Stranger: was it real? You: yeah You: Dont u know this vido? Stranger: oh shit haha to crazy! Stranger: can i see your tits plz:)
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You: ok Stranger: :) Stranger: the video is on again? lol You: yeah Stranger: can i see you tits then You: u r cam please!? Stranger: what?? You: i cant see you Stranger: icant your tits either:) lol Stranger: is this your cam is fake?! You: Look at this! Stranger: idid already 4times Stranger: now show me your tits! You: now show me ur cook! Stranger: iask first bitch Stranger: show me your tits!!
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Stranger: messing around Stranger: kinda like u Stranger: playing vids n shit Stranger: making ppl laugh Stranger: anyways, keep trollin' cyaz これどういう意味？？
スウェーデン人とスウェーデンの音楽について話してて 盛り上がってきたと思ったら Stranger: PING PONG ASIAN WITH LITTLE DICK! Stranger: WAHAHAHAHAHAHA Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hi Stranger: Hey asl? You: 19 m Stranger: oh im 15 f You: haha Stranger: yeahh You: were a u from Stranger: usa You: yay <3 Stranger: lol why? You: i like usa ;) Stranger: Oh nice lol You: yeah im from oki Stranger: oh coool You: X) Stranger: lol so whats up? You: I just came back from work X( Stranger: that sucks lol You: yea... so sleepy Stranger: ha i got outta worj 2 hours ago Stranger: work* You: oh~~ Stranger: lol yeah You: ah- sorri Stranger: lol what? You: so very sleepy You: in the bed X( Stranger: oh isee lol Stranger: sorry You: your so funny ♪ You: thank u to talk :) Stranger: ok? lol You: have a nice day You: bye ;) Stranger: yerrr mom Your conversational partner has disconnected. 日本だとブチられるのに沖縄だと大丈夫なんだな そしてVIP探すも見つからない 時間帯だからか･･･？
You: hi You: life is irrational, isn't it? Stranger: I really don't care. Stranger: You wanna know what really is irrational? Stranger: Magnets. You: wtf Stranger: Wtf indeed. Stranger: Mormons can't even figure it out. You: magnets are scientifically understanded Stranger: Not by mormons. You: okay intelligent man Stranger: K thx. Stranger: I are always correct. Stranger: Stoopid. You: yes you are You: じゃあこれ分かる？ Stranger: You mean, "Yes I are". You: 本当にそうかな？ You: okay you are right Stranger: Good. So that scribble you made are foolish and redundutantable. You: that's right wise man You: この阿呆が Stranger: You mean, "That's right wise man. You: yes Stranger: I see a octopus in that. Stranger: YOU MUST BE JAPANESE. You: you are trapped You: lol Stranger: No u. You: good bye stupid man You have disconnected.
hiii asl???? whre do u liv? heyyy r u f? ya. ma indian wat hapn???
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しょっぱなからwts ur nmなんて言い出すやつに「インド人?」て聞いたら 「なぜわかる？」って言うから「見りゃわかる」って答えたら 「そんなはずはない。俺の英語は普通だ」 自覚ないらしい。一言目で名前、職業聞くのも大体インド人だし
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あいつら全員エンジニアだぞww
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A Happy New Year!
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Stranger: hey You: hi You: where are you from? Stranger: norway Stranger: and u? You: japan Stranger: hahhahahahhahahah Your conversational partner has disconnected. 年明けから何でノルウェー人ごときにバカにされるのか...
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never mind
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インド人からお得意の質問 wot is ur proffesion? をかまされたので お前は何と聞き返したら bus man と返答された バスの運転手だと思って話していたら no! ma business manだと怒り出した いくら何でも短略しすぎだ インド人と話していると必ず筒井康隆の「関節話法」を思い出してしまう
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インド人的にはあれがcoolなのか 日常会話でパイオツカイデーのチャンネーとギロッポンでシーメー食ってゲー万とか 何とか、言われてる気分 business manだと誇りたいがbus manと思われたなら怒る、その根性がさもしい
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あそこまで強気に出れるインド人をある意味すごいと思う
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「日本人か？俺アメリカ人。軍隊マニア。原爆さいこー、あははは」 こんなのに正月から会いたくなかった
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あとインド人からは結構な確立で収入を聞かれるよな 他の国の人からはそんな事聞かれたこと無いのに bus manからも聞かれたから月給5000US$前後だって嘘かましたら無言になってて笑えた
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hii You: hi Stranger: how are u? You: fine thank u Stranger: im fine thanks Stranger: where u from? You: japan Stranger: nice! Stranger: im from holland Stranger: are u upto some naughty fun? Stranger: how old are u? You: im20 Stranger: cool Stranger: u like? You: what? Stranger: u want to do R stuff? You: i never do R Stranger: u ever masturbate? You: yes////// Stranger: me too Stranger: u like it? You: a little Stranger: u want to do now? You: not too much Stranger: u like to see me masturbate? You: a little Stranger: u wear underware? You: yes Stranger: u like?
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You: underwear? Stranger: no what i show on cam You: It throbs Stranger: yeah Stranger: can i see ur breasts? You: my cloth is hard to take off sorry Stranger: aww :) Stranger: i bet u are very Ry ;) You: thank u Stranger: u have a boyfriend? You: no Stranger: u want a bf? You: a little Stranger: do you masturbate a lot? You: mmmm You: once aweek Stranger: i do Stranger: maybe we can do it together? Stranger: nice Stranger: does it feel good? You: yes////// Stranger: mmmm Stranger: my feels good too Stranger: i like ur hair color :)) You: thank u Stranger: maybe u take off ur panty? Stranger: wow ur so Ry Stranger: u also have a messenger? Stranger: so we can do this together again :) You have disconnected.
s: hi y: hi s: how are you? y: great thx, you? で沈黙するんだけどなんで？なんで？
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Stranger: CAN YOU BE MY BOYFRIEND? You: OF COURSE! (д｀* ) （⊃⌒*⌒⊂) let in ur gun /__ノωヽ__） Your conversational partner has disconnected. あとこういうことあったんだけど、なんで？なんで？
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そういうのは気持ち悪がられるだけだし下手な省略なんか使うとインド人と間違われるだけでは
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>>175 マジで。 しかしジャパニーズってどれくらいの知名度・評価なの？ インド人は評価最悪っぽいけど。 aslで20m japan とかいって通じる？ 「Japanって何？」って過去なんどか聞かれて以来「one of Asia's island!」とかいってんだけど。 大抵切られるけど。
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>>176 日本の評判はまあ普通くらいだろ japan知らない奴はただのバカだから気にしなくていい ただomegleは大量のバカ、ガキのネイティブイングリッシュスピーカーを抱えてて そいつらは、asianでしかも英語もまともに使えない奴なんか、そもそも眼中に無いって感じはする 特にusa, canada and australia 辺りにそういうのが多い
前は韓国インドネシア中国が多かったけど今はダントツでインディアンだよな 5回連続とか余裕で有るし しかも殆どの奴等が話す内容一緒だもんな 気持ち悪い ur name? ur fmily? ur prfesn? ur msn?とかを立て続けに聞いてくる タイの女子大生と話してみたいんだけど過去1回しか会った事が無い
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: heeye Stranger: asl?/? You: (??) Stranger: girl or boy and whats ur age You: i know You: you? Stranger: ???? Stranger: wat is it You: i cant tell you my asl You: ok? Stranger: y? You: n? Stranger: why not You: no reason Stranger: then girl or boy? You: when i say imboy,youll disconnect right? Stranger: no You: ok,im boy Stranger: how old Stranger: I WONT DISCONECT You: i know Stranger: how old You: 2010 You: you? Stranger: littaraly how old Your conversational partner has disconnected すまんが悪かったとこを教えてくれないか？ 見直してもきられる理由が…
とりあえず外人が皇居に突っ込んだら俺のせいだｗｗ 天皇陛下ごめんなさいorz You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: hi Stranger: Hello Sexy! You: well,you bitch? Stranger: Yes, i will be your bitch -bark, bark- You: oh,i want a slave You: can you come to japan? Stranger: Well then, that works...But some chains on me, whip me, put a tapoon up my ass daddy! Stranger: YEAAAAA!!!!! Stranger: I will be your asain slut! You: ok,i wait you Stranger: Whats you adress Ling-Ling?! You: just a minutue You: tokyo tiyoda-ku tiyoda 1-1-1 You: im wait you lol Stranger: Well it might take me a little while but i will be there, Ling-Ling. You get that tapoon ready for my ass! You: ok,ok Stranger: you want me asain man? You: ofcource Stranger is typing...
Stranger: hi You: hi You: where are you from? Stranger: japan Stranger: asl? You: tokyo?? Stranger: yes You: i have been to tokyo before. You: very clean city. You: cool !! Stranger: thanks You: who is japanese president now??
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You: i saw a news of japan. You: the news said ''in entrance exam, a brave student tried to cheat , but failed'' Stranger: its kyoto university's entrance exam You: oh~ You: how did he cheat? You: cellphone? You: e-mail? Stranger: cellphone You: oh~
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Stranger: it was reported in japan like murder You: murder? why?? is it so bad manner? You: kyoto university is nice university? Stranger: I think the press wanted to beat the internet You: which is harder to pass, kyoto uv. or waseda uv ? You: oh~ You: press vs internet? Stranger: so he use yahoo知恵袋 Stranger: yes You: yahoo? Stranger: kyoto university is harder You: sorry, i cannot read chinese charactor
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You: i hear tokyo girls are very pretty. You: your girl friend is pretty too? Stranger: in japan,some ugly lol You: really?? Stranger: but some cute You: oh Stranger: really You: hmhm You: i know japanese pretty singers. You: KARA Stranger: who? You: kara Stranger: haha Stranger: its korean lol You: ra ra ra ra rara You: ? You: korean? You: no Stranger: yes
自称アトランタ在住の韓国人とのチャットの一部を抜粋。私の英語には突っ込まないでください: You: i will NEVER forget/forgive they burned emperor`s picture You: i know there are many kind koreans though Stranger: shut up You: lol Stranger: in fact i am from south korea who i live us Stranger: i know your ancestor ........... Stranger: you know Stranger: our history book is full that your ancestor crime You: lol Stranger: how do you think about chinese of idea about korea Stranger: ? You: your english is too poor to live in us lol You: i can`t understand
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Stranger: sure Stranger: i went here Stranger: few here Stranger: but Stranger: i think You: can you speak in english so that i can understand? Stranger: my english is better than u （中略） Stranger: omg Stranger: poor kid......... Stranger: did you live florida?/..................wow Stranger: sorry Stranger: i think .............. You: hmm? lol You: nothing to say anymore? hahaha Stranger: you live Vietnam その後朝鮮語で発狂し、消滅
You: hey Stranger: halo Stranger: hw u doin You: nice, and u? Stranger: grt thnx Stranger: name pls You: oh, its good. You: ..., id like to seal my name, Stranger: y? You: in internet, im not me in real world, Stranger: so in internet wat is ur name? Stranger: lol You: haha, well, call me hikari Stranger: so hikari...i guess u r frm china? You: no, im from japan, Stranger: hey hws ur family? Stranger: r they fine after the tsunami? You: yes, they are fine Stranger: it ws a deadly tsunami rite?saw it in the news channel You: well, in Miyagi prefecture, it was very big tsunami crisis, You: but in Tokyo You: there was not so bad. Stranger: oh k Stranger: so is hikari male or female? You: im male You: and u? Stranger: female You: oh, and where r u from? Your conversational partner has disconnected. なんか癪に障る事言ったかな？
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Stranger: hi You: hey Stranger: where You: korea Stranger: haha Stranger: i'm Chinese You: oh, what do u think about korea? Stranger: i like it Stranger: very much You: thank you, i like china Stranger: and i like Korean dramas You: oh, what do you like? Stranger: 김태희 Stranger: haha You: oh, good. Stranger: how old r u? You: im 14 Stranger: so little Stranger: i'm older than you 10 You: oh, Stranger: your english is good You: thank you! Your conversational partner has disconnected. 国籍誤魔化すと大変ｗｗｗ
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Stranger: u are doing well You: thanks Stranger: enjoying it You: yeah, english is cool language, so i hope learn it! Stranger: nice Stranger: want to choose a subject to chat about You: well, You: how about friends? Stranger: ok ask me a question ? You: yeah, what number do you have your friends? Stranger: i have lots of friends Stranger: about 30 Stranger: both boys and girls You: oh, i have many friends too, about 25 You: but i have only girls Stranger: what do you do with your friends You: well, i have chat everyday, You: among my friends Stranger: ok cool １４歳、少女。これ最強！！
i'm pooping I had Mexican food last nightとかいきなり言い出すから男のノリで会話してたら女の子だったわ
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You: hi Stranger: Hi. You: asl Stranger: You don't care about it. You: india ? Stranger: Oh yes, I like kebaps. You: you dont tell asl because you are from india You: india sucks Stranger: India is great man. Stranger: You can fuck 12 year old girls in there You: i amnt interested in indian girls Stranger: You should. You: i love only white and asian girls Stranger: Fucking american Stranger: Fuck yourself liberalist
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: hi! Stranger: HOLY SHIT. You: im 15 f Stranger: CALL THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY> You: are you horny? Stranger: THERE'S A MAN WITH A GUN RIGHT BESIDE ME WOMAN. CALL THE GODDAMN POLICE. You: mile0617@gmail.com Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK. OH GREAT, NOW HE'S KILLING MY MOM. Stranger: ARE YOU HAPPY YET? You: please send me an e-mail! Stranger: I'M A LITTLE BUSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Your conversational partner has disconnected. Strangerは何を言ってたんだろう… 最後の文章しかわからなかった…
会話投下 Stranger: hey You: hey Stranger: asl You: 14,F,japan Stranger: cool Stranger: I'm 24 male usa You: I see Stranger: how are you? You: I'm fine thank you You: what japan image Stranger: I'm fine too Stranger: ? Stranger: do you mean: what do I think about japan? You: what do I think about japan? Stranger: I think it sounds interesting Stranger: and they make lots of good video games :) You: thanks:) You: japanese Emoticon ( Stranger: what do you think about the usa? You: sorry You: I think a very good Stranger: :)
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Stranger: thank you You: japanese Emoticon ('・ω・`） Stranger: haha nice Stranger: it's like a little animal You: that's right Stranger: :P Stranger: so what do you do for fun? You: yes. Stranger: :) You: By the way do you like coffee? Stranger: yes, coffee is very nice! Stranger: do you like it? You: yes! Stranger: cool haha Stranger: do you drink it a lot? You: Yes. every day Stranger: haha Stranger: so you are always energetic from it? lol You: Yes Stranger: lol Stranger: sometimes it's fun haha
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You: me too:) Stranger: do you play video games? You: yes. i like bio hazard from capcom Stranger: lol that's nice Stranger: I like strategy games like starcraft :) You: cool lol Stranger: haha Stranger: do you have a boyfriend? haha You: No :) Stranger: haha cool You: lol Stranger: so how did you learn english? You: for school You: but English is not good Stranger: your english is good I think Stranger: :) You: thank you very much:)
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Stranger: :D Stranger: what time is it? You: at three o'clock Stranger: that's cool Stranger: here it is 1:00 am Stranger: at night :D You: I see:) Stranger: so do you like to talk to people a lot on the internet? You: Yes Stranger: cool Stranger: :P You: lol Stranger: just your friends or random people like on omegle? Stranger: haha You: yes lol Stranger: haha You: haha Stranger: do you like omegle? You: yes, Great Stranger: haha cool You: lol
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Stranger: so how tall are you? :P You: about 157cm haha Stranger: haha that's good You: thanks Stranger: but I'm about 187 cm lol You: oh bery tall lol Stranger: haha yep You: you are bery kind:) Stranger: thanks, you too You: thanks:) Stranger: have you ever had a boyfriend in the past? haha You: No:) Stranger: :) You: lol Stranger: it's ok Stranger: what is your favorite color? You: my favorite color is brack haha Stranger: haha nice, black is a good color Stranger: I like blue too You: i see:) Stranger: do you travel to other countries? You: No,but i want go to another countries Stranger: that's cool You: lol Stranger: that same is true for me... I want to go to other countries :) You: Oh cool ! Stranger: :D
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You: Oh,I'll play soccer with friend... Stranger: oh ok Stranger: do you have msn? haha You: No lol Stranger: haha Stranger: or yahoo? You: yahoo Stranger: yahoo messenger Stranger: haha You: I'll play soccer with friend... Stranger: ok You: Thanks for today Stranger: :) Stranger: goodbye You: goodbye You: And somewhere Stranger: what? You: sorry You: goodbye Stranger: goodbye forever You have disconnected.
インド人ってなんでアメリカやイギリスの英語圏出身になりすますんだろう お前らの英語力じゃばればれだからせめてフランスとかドイツって言えばいいのに hiiiiiiiとかやたら名前知りたがるところとかhave you your picture？you are virgin still？というでたらめ英語ですぐ糞インディアンだと分かる 怪しい自称イギリス出身の奴にdo you know mcfly?って聞いて知らないって言ったらそいつは100パーセント英国人になりすましたインド人
514 今チャットルーレットしたロシア人覆面16歳は相手カメラでこっちはカメラ無しでチャットしてたんだが my english is very very bad oh shit very badてうるさかった くちひらたびにdo you ､､､do yo oh shit shitリアクションも んなにさげすむなよみたいなくらい んでチャット書くたびにワンミニッツていう 最後友達から電話きてワンミニッツて切れたｗいいロシアンだった 簡単な単語だからか聞き取れた 結構ダルそうな話し方てゆーかネィテブて糸引きそうな話し方するんだな 英語が母語じゃなくても 人によるのかな
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Question to discuss: Do you think it's wrong if I give my cute little 11 year old sister $50.00 to jerk me off while my parents are out of town? Stranger: well... You: lolita Stranger: go for it. You: good lolita.lol Stranger: for 50 bucks you should fuck her You: yeah Your conversational partner has disconnected. or switch to text Was this conversation great? Download the log, or select the log for copy-pasting!
Question to discuss: I'm not young anymore, and I want a child. I have to make one now! Stranger 2: Wrong. Stranger 1: then go make one Stranger 1: steal one Stranger 2: You don't need to re populate Stranger 1: from asia Stranger 1: right Stranger 1: the world has too many Stranger 2: children are little devils incarnate Stranger 1: go steal one thats already born Stranger 1: take one from the kindergarten Stranger 2: alleluia Stranger 1: halleluja
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Question to discuss: fuck korea Stranger 2: No. Stranger 2: How dare you. Stranger 1: they eat dogs! Stranger 2: Mmm. dogs... Stranger 1: how can you insult such a place Stranger 2: They only eat a certain type of dog, and honestly, if you ever seen the dog, you'd eat it too. Stranger 1: I sure would :) Stranger 2: It's like those places that eat insects or rodents. Stranger 1: that would be awesome telling people that I have eaten a dog Stranger 2: It's cultural. Stranger 2: Wouldn't want to eat Lassie, but the dog they eat is ugly Stranger 2: There's really nothing else you can do with it. We should start doing that with humans. Stranger 2: You stupid? Okay, just fill out this form go through those doors for processing. Good luck! Stranger 1: well there are to many humans so why not? Stranger 2: I think we're done here. Stranger 2 has disconnected
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Question to discuss: im too cool , so all are jealous of me , what do i have to do? Stranger 2: kill urself
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Question to discuss: Please tell me how to make children Stranger 2: pepe Stranger 1: YOU PUT YOUR PENIS IN Stranger 2: in vagina Stranger 2: cum Stranger 1: YOU TAKE YOUR PENIS OUT Stranger 1: YOU PUT YOUR PENIS IN Stranger 1: AND YOU SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT Stranger 2: OUT Stranger 1: YOU MAKE A FUCKIN BABY Stranger 2: IN Stranger 2: OUT Stranger 2: IN Stranger 1: AND YOUR WORLD GOES DOWN THE DRAIN Stranger 2: OUT Stranger 2: IN Stranger 2: OUT Stranger 2: IN Stranger 1: THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT Stranger 2: and then snow comes out
omegleをまとめで知って、つい最近始めたんだ。 そんで、トルコ出身の女にさっき出会った。 名前は聞かなかったからトルコって呼ぶわ。 最初は、 Stranger: Im poor in Turkish haha Stranger: :) You: Turk You: good! You: im from Japan Stranger: ohh yes Stranger: i like japan eyes Stranger: :) You: im happy to hear that って感じですごく好印象だった
Question to discuss: if u two have cyber R ill pay 30 bucks on pay pal You: yeahhhh!!!! You: come on girl!! Stranger: sure You: oh, You: so You: where can we start? Stranger: im new in this Stranger: newer don it befor You: me too You: so Stranger: how old are you You: we are both virgin You: 22 Stranger: yes sure Stranger: I need to put on some pants and a bra is coold You: heyhey, you dont need em You: cos You: im taking them off right now my baby You: lol You: like this??
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Stranger: oo its good you hands are warm You: feel my thermal energy You: on You: my You: dick You: lol Stranger: o im starting to get wet You: then, show me your R babe You: open your legs Stranger: no i siting down on my knees and slowly lick you big dick You: oookay, you are clever girl, just lick my big cock( though mine is small Stranger: i starting to swallow it You: okay... You: uh!!! ahhhh!!! its coming!!!!! You: ahhh!!!! You: drink it!! drink!! You: phew.... You: how was it? Stranger: deeper and deeper down my THROAT You: hey, i just finished Stranger: its so good You: yep, how is the taste? Stranger: but me then do i not get to cum You: oh, you? just go to bed now Stranger: if i let you take of my red punch up bra You: im satisfied You: hmm You: thanks for a blow job
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Stranger: you are not going to be satisfied in weeks now ha Stranger: i can call your old friend Stranger: and do him instead You: hey,,, You: honey.... You: what are you talking about?? Stranger: i want to be satisfied to You: do you have any relations with them?? Stranger: eh no not at all sweaty You: hmm, yeah, you look at only me, ok? You: then i will treat you well Stranger: i want to cum some time to you now You: hah? You: i dont want Stranger: pls You: hey You: dont take this chat serious You: we are just playing roles Stranger: good night sweaty You: haha, You: okay You: dont be an idiot You: this is not real Stranger: okey i now You: good Stranger: what do we do now You: now? You: just click on the button 'Disconnect' in your screen You: and this will be over Your conversational partner has disconnected.
興奮しすぎてVIPにスレたてまでしちまったぜ You: What color is your underwear? Stranger: right now im not wearing anything, but usually pink or black You: Not wearing? Why? Stranger: im in bed, soo tired You: In sleep naked? Stranger: yes, it feels better that way ;D You: I'm sorry. I keep virginity. so, I have a high R drive. Stranger: hehe im virgin too , and have a Big R drive too これが自称17歳だぜ・・・？
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しかも You: Do you have big breasts? Stranger: yes;D You: How about size? Stranger: about 13cm from chest to nipple マジで興奮するわ
Stranger: I want to R Stranger: I want to R Stranger: I want to R Stranger: I want to R Stranger: I want to R You: me too Stranger: f? Stranger: m? f? You: m.i like homo R Stranger: shut up bitch..... 最後何言ってるの？
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: korea is rubbish Stranger: North or South? You: both Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: you can disconnect if you are not horny and can't help me You: fuck you You have disconnected.
質問に答える側を初めてやってみた Question to discuss: why Russian women are among the most beautiful one in the world? You: they're not Stranger: not true. lol You: french girls are! Stranger: oh yay thankss Stranger: but i think swedish girls are pretty You: lol you're a french girl? Stranger: oui Stranger: mdr You: :D Stranger: where r u from? You: i<3 frenchgirls :) You: tokyo, jp, you? Stranger: france.. where else? lol Stranger: im from nantes, france just incase u wanna visit meee You: grrrrrr too far! You: and how old? Stranger: look for noelle haha and im 16 You: ughhh too young, id be illegal for me :P Stranger: oh how old r u? You: 19 :) Stranger: why would being friends be illegal? lol You: lol if i meet a french girl we would be just friends :P Stranger: lol.. i see Stranger: hahahahaha Stranger: id wanna have Rytimeee :P You: LOL You: ok then, have a nice day, adieuuuuuuuuu :) You have disconnected.
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楽器のトライアングルって意外とマイナーなのかな Question to discuss: What is the easiest instrument to learn? You: guitar Stranger: drums You: or tirangle! You: *triangle Stranger: triangle? You: jingle bell, jingle bell, Stranger: like geometry Stranger: or circle You: that metal thing shaped like a triangle Stranger: oh You: the instrument lol Stranger: never heard
Question to discuss: Do you know Triangle Instrument? Stranger 2: math? Stranger 1: yep Stranger 1: instrument Stranger 2: idk
どうやらイスラエル人がわんさか来てるっぽいね Stranger: ?? ???? ??? You: another fellow jew! Stranger: hhh hi ! You: i cant speak hebrew XD You: hi! Stranger: asl? You: 19 m japan, u? Stranger: cool :D Stranger: 18 f israel Stranger: what part r u from? You: tokyo, u know that city? Stranger: yes :D Stranger: god i wish i could visit there ! You: its getting cold here and its december You: im wearing my school jacket right now lmao Stranger: lol Stranger: im freazing too! You: lol You: i thought israel was desert like You: it gets cold there You: i didnt know Stranger: hhh lol yeah it gets cold here.. again its depends on the city You: yah i could pass for israeli :D Stranger: hh ohh that is so sweet of you ! Stranger: :D
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Heey You: oOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO You: 0101010 Stranger: PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP You: 32+45=77 Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Stranger: ####################3 Stranger: 2+3=5 You: E=kφ You: No, 2+3=4 Stranger: k=pq You: k=k Stranger: kfc = chicken You: No, kfc = fried penis Stranger: oh its penis Stranger: good to know Stranger: wont go there tomorrow then! You: I wanna lick yours Stranger: go ahead! Stranger: its available You: 3+3=67
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You: simultanously you deprived my penis from your anus, so I made up my mind to lick your penis once more absolutely. You: fuck me Stranger: your penis was in my anus? Stranger: god damn Stranger: that means im gay You: My penis had entered your anus. Stranger: oh nice Stranger: did i like it? You: Yes You: Let's anus fuck! You: OHhhhhhhh.... You: YEAR......... You: MY You: WHITE SPERM..... You: too much.... Stranger: This is the weirdest ass fuck i've ever had! You: Your anus was very nice. Thank you! Stranger: youe welcome, please come again You: Okay You: NNN..... You: AAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! You: Your....anus.....is.....very....tight.....!!! Stranger: it is! Stranger: no ones been there after columbus You: My penis is covered with your shit.....!!! You: Your shit and My sperm mix.... You: Brown and White mix You: so There is hot chocolate! まだこの会話続いてる
how are you? what do you do? what's up? この辺りの質問って返答に困る 元気ですか、やどうしたのって意味じゃないみたいだし軽い自己紹介でいいのかな >>758 skypeは？
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全部good,you?でいいんじゃないの 挨拶みたいなものだから
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do you want real gf?Stranger 1: no Stranger 2: im a girl Stranger 2: no Stranger 1: lol Stranger 2 has disconnected
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what do you plan this weekend? Stranger 2: Golf! Stranger 1: Going back to my hometown and party Stranger 2: Woo! Party! Hometown style! Stranger 1: Fuck yeah Stranger 1: Gonna fuck a lot of bitches Stranger 2: Nice. Stranger 1: Probably not though. Stranger 2: Oh. :( Stranger 1: Maybe one. If I don't get too drunk. Stranger 2: Nice! Stranger 1: She wants my cock. Stranger 2: Well that's awesome! Is she hot? Not that it really matters. Stranger 1: And she's fuckable. Stranger 2: Oh, good! Stranger 1: Her personality sucks though, but who cares about that? I'm not fucking her personality. Stranger 2: Exactly! Well, sir, I hope you give her an experience she will remember for a lifetime. Stranger 1: Oh, she will. Gonna make a baby appear or some shit. Stranger 2: Lol! Good on ya. 国籍に関係なく、男の脳って腐ってるんだな・・・。
what's ur fav cartoon Stranger: doraemon You: Japanese You: renewer? You: or oliginal? Stranger: original You: oh, nice You: othre ? Stranger: yes You: I faver kill me baby recently You: don't you know? Stranger: nope You: check it up You: (^o^)b Stranger: (^o^) You: bye Stranger: bye You have disconnected. もしや日本人だったか疑惑
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Stranger: hello You: hi You: nice to meet to you Stranger: where are you from ? You: you? Stranger: you ? :) Stranger: i asked first You: you! Stranger: why asking ? You: I want to you teach me first You: it's polite in my culture Stranger: you're indian isn't it ? You: no Stranger: where are you from then ? Stranger: what's your name ? You: （はんどるねーむ） Stranger: YOU ARE INDIAN You: no Stranger: or north african or from tropical islands Stranger: isn't it ? なぜインド人と見間違う？！
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その後 Stranger: because i'm the one who asked the question You: really? Stranger: of course You: please promise me You: I'm Japanese Stranger: OOOOMMMG Stranger: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw Stranger: konishiwa Stranger: i'm so in love with Japan Stranger: why didn't you say it first Stranger: !! You: can I ask you that what part of like about Japan? Stranger: i love Japaneese culture Stranger: it's super amazing, i'm actually starting to learn japaneese You: nice habit Stranger: lol i'm not good tho TT_TT You: https://www.erin.ne.jp/en/lesson02/basic/index.html You: do you know this ? Stranger: i don't Stranger: what are the most famous bands/singers in Japan ? You: now? Stranger: i know a lot about k pop but i don't know that much about jpop You: akb48, perhaps 最長会話記録(若干省く）でした。 全世界的にKPOP汚染が進んでいることが確認できたであります。
英語力ない俺に訳を教えてください You: Hoy Stranger: Hi You: Hi Stranger: F or m You: mmmmmmm Stranger: From You: japan Stranger: Really? You: Nippon You: Yes Stranger: Well 1st time meet japanese Stranger: Nihon? You: Yes Nihon Nippon Nihonkoku You: are u from Stranger: Indonesia Stranger: Im f You: indonesia is beutiful You: Beautiful Stranger: Hv been here? You: Hv is what? Stranger: Have.. Sorry You: No m(_ _)m Stranger: Ok.. Stranger: How old r u? May i know? You: 23 Stranger: Ah... Stranger: Im 21
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You: English muzukashii You: 21!young Stranger: I know muzukasi You: Yang Stranger: Its difficult Stranger: U r young too! You: Thank you^^ Stranger: I learned japanese for a while Stranger: Muzukashiiiii You: Oh!!!!nice!!!!!! Stranger: Muzukashi but omoshiroi You: Anata sugoi Stranger: Sugoi??? Hmm i forgot Stranger: Is it 'good'? You: Yes You: Wait Stranger: Ok
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You: Sorry Stranger: Ya? You: You're incredible You: Anata sugoi Stranger: Not really.. Just knew a few word Stranger: Onamaewa? You: Oh! taro Stranger: Taro.. Isnt it a food? Taro? Stranger: Taro flavour ice cream... You: Name is Taro Stranger: Ya ok i know Stranger: Hey proove me ur japanese You: Yes:-) You: Oyasumi. ^^ Stranger: Whats that mean? Disconnect
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もうちょっと頑張れよ
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Stranger: british? You: No Stranger: usa ? You: No Stranger: american allie? You: No Stranger: go fuck yourself Your conversational partner has disconnected. わろた
You: hello Stranger: Hi ...asl, please? You: 19 f japan You: and u Stranger: M 30 usa You: sounds cool Stranger: ok Stranger: first r u using this to practice your english skills? You: exactly :) You: we Japanese r poor at English... Stranger: fuck that I am not your fucking free english teaching service. I get sick of you fucking people using us for that. これは酷い
You: hi Stranger: hi You: where are you from? Stranger: japan You: oh really You: konnishiwa Stranger: konnichiwa Stranger: u? You: puerto rico Stranger: m / f? You: f You: i study japanese
モルドバ人良い人だった 日本産の農業用機械とか車とかで日本の印象は良かったみたい。 You: I know little about moldova. please tell me about moldova Stranger: it is a small country in the east of europe Stranger: between ukraine and romania Stranger: it makes a good wine....the Elizabeth II drinks it You: that's cool! ------------------------ Stranger: my dad owns a Lancer :D You: Lancer? really? Stranger: yess :D a drove it today and i love it :D Stranger: it is assembled in japan Stranger: and that's why i like it so musch Stranger: much* You: oh, I thought it a kind of weapon. It's a car made by Mitsubishi. Stranger: :D Stranger: ohh sorry :D You: no, I'm sorry, 槍違いごめんorz
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You: hello Stranger: hi You: from? Stranger: south korea You: how many times do you eat kimchi a day? You: ? Stranger: about 3 Stranger: do you like kimchi? You: i like curry and rice Stranger: me too You: kimchi curry? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: i study japanese
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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まーた新機能が増えたな
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You and the stranger both like Japan. Stranger: Hi You: hi Stranger: :) You: :) Stranger: M/f? You: m Stranger: Where are you from? You: japan You: u? Stranger: Who are you trying to devieve huh?? You fucking Singaporean liar Stranger: Racist bastard
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You and the stranger both like japanese. You: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: u japan? You: yea You: u? Stranger: me to Stranger: u liv in japan to? You: yea You: u? Stranger: me to!
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You: japanese? Stranger: yeh You: いい国作ろう何幕府？ Stranger: あなたは私の焦げたソーセージを味わう？ You: are you korean You: or chinese? Stranger: no Stranger: i japan You: why do u tell a lie? Stranger: i tell no lie Stranger: i from kyoto Stranger: you ? Stranger: you lie? You: chiba You: prove Stranger: where r u from so i no if ou lyin Stranger: okay fine Stranger: i have friend n family Stranger: from chiba You: hey You: いい国作ろう何幕府？ Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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鎌倉幕府の成立が1192年だとか言っていると年がばれるよ
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それ征夷大将軍の任命をもって成立とするかっていう解釈が変わっただけだよ
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いっそのこと英語全く知らない外国人とビデオチャットしたら面白そう どんなやり取りをするだろう！？
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ブルガリアの１４才の女の子と仲良くテキストチャットした アメリカのリバーフェニック似の１５才の男の子とビデオチャットしたら ”u see me dick”と言われたよ アメリカはゲイが多いんだな ホントニ
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey asl You: hello You: 19 female usa Stranger: lesbian? You: yes Stranger: thank god Stranger: me too Stranger: 18 f usa You: let`s do that Stranger: pic for pic? You: no You: let`s do the lesbian dance!! You: heeey!! are you ready? Stranger: yesss You: ok!!go!! You: waoo!! Stranger: i am hormy You: wait.i`m dancing now You: cha cha cha ~~ You: dance da~nce lesbian dancing~~♪ Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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あ
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Question to discuss: Don't you dare google lemonparty Stranger 1: ... It's like don't think of an elephant Stranger 1: This could be very clever advertising. Stranger 1: .. Lemonparty ... Stranger 1: Or, it could be something horrible. I think it's the suspense that motivating the googling ... I don't know if I should now ... Stranger 2: OMG Stranger 2: DONT LOOK Stranger 2: MY EYES Stranger 2: IT WONT GO AWAY Stranger 1: Seriously? What is it? Stranger 2: OH FUCK I Stranger 2: I CANT ANYLO Stranger 2 has disconnected 今時引っかかる人が居るとは思わんかったけど、結構ウケた。 エンターテナーな人だけだったかも知れんけど。
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this website is filled with fucking native English speak kids with low-educational background. at first, they are sure to say "asl?" and then, I answer "japan", then they disconnect. or they say F word to me. this site is shit. the people who would talk with me decently is only non-native English people, such as east-southern Asian or African people.
You: hi Stranger: hi You: where do you live? Stranger: Poland You: I'm in japan. Stranger: I see You: What time is it now ? Stranger: 6.36 p.m You: 1:37 am Stranger: :) You: about 7 hours behind :) Stranger: ya :) Stranger: m or female? :) You: I'm m. You: and you? Stranger: m 2 You: Poland weather is cold? Stranger: yes mostly You: 15 degrees Celsius in midnight You: too far but we talk together. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You and the stranger both like Japan. Stranger: 日本人ですか？ You: はいそうです Stranger: マジ? You: （＾ω＾） Stranger: 元気ですか？ You: 元気ですよ 風邪気味ですが Stranger: 早く良くなってね You: ありがとうございます もう2時か You: 寝ますね You: おやすみなさい（＾ω＾）/ Stranger: おやすみなさい! ~ヾ(＾∇＾) You have disconnected.
(；＾ω＾)相手も相手だがなんだこれ・・・
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俺かと思ったが、もう2時かって言ったの俺だし違うか。 俺みたいな奴だな
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軽い気持ちで do you have any fat?ってきいたら Stranger 2: yes... Stranger 1: of course Stranger 2: Almost everyone has some form of fat or another Stranger 1: except african children Stranger 2: Yeah... Stranger 1: damn I feel bad Stranger 2: All skin and bone... Stranger 2: I really wish they would finally have some form of stability... Stranger 1: they should just kill all of them dumbass african leaders Stranger 2: Who refuse to get them food stability...I think they should move those African children away from that place so they could find food...we could provide them with it here..we don't have to send it...or money.. Stranger 1: There's millions of them though
Stranger: im a male You: im a horny fe male Stranger: noooo Stranger: dont lie to me You: im a femail Stranger: okay Stranger: can you tell me about your first period please>? You: it was on your mothers face Stranger: wow You: on her old wrinkly face You: with all the wrinkles Stranger: i cant help but to imagine it Stranger: weird You: and all the face Stranger: what about your dad, standing in front of you, wearing nothing but his tight black boxer shorts and a cheeky smile You: that was your dad Stranger: aww damn Stranger: now im imagining my dad You: since i was at your house You: with all the rooms You: and the roof You: and all the house Stranger: what Stranger: you're losing me now You: yeah You: yeah as in yes but sounding cool Stranger: okay Stranger: you're clearly a guy btw You: clearly as in clear like a window Stranger: yes one that has just been cleaned too Stranger: not like the dirty smudgy ones in your mums house since she has no time to clean cos shes a 24 hour whore You: or as in your homoRuality
You: hello Stranger: hi You: how are you Stranger: good i have had a few beers and it is late You: hmmm, you shouldn't drink You: its bad for mind and body Stranger: but it is the only way to kick the heroin You: hmmm You: okay then You: i guess its okay Stranger: Mom is that you? You: yes, what are the chances of me meeting you here You: ima come over and give u a spanking now You: watch yourself, and dont try to run Stranger: aww come on mom all the kids are doing it You: well, u have to break yourself apart from that "all" and become independant You: thats the only way u will succeed You: did u take your pills? Stranger: but no one likes a quitter You: your mother likes quitterm if u are one of them You: im here for you Stranger: i held the pills under my tongue and spit them out when nurse ratched wasnt looking You: tsk tsk, you got that from your daddy You: im dissapointed in you! You: you should know better Stranger: I wish you would tell me who daddy was You: if i tell you, i will have to kill you You: and i can't do that Stranger: is that what happened to dad Mother?
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You: TAKE YOUT PILLS You: and go to sleep Stranger: The green ones give me the shits Stranger: The red ones make me feel warm and fuzzy though You: if you eat the green ones with the yellow ones, then its You: going to work properly You: the red ones are my viagra pills..... Stranger: the maid stole all the yellow ones You: try taking the green ones with the red ones then You: lets see what happens You: and drink milk with it You: not water Stranger: Mom why do you need viagra. arent you going through the change and suffering from dry socket? You: who told you about that? Stranger: the cat You: that damned cat You: hmm You: i have to kill the c.. i mean i have to go take out the trash You: see u when u get home You have disconnected.
>>843 アメリカ人 >>844 正確な文は忘れたけど i doubt you have the english skills to grasp what i say みたいな感じ
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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: Have you ever had R R? I don`t want to do that again. That was quite a hurts. Stranger 2: No and I never will. Stranger 1: is it hurts u babes Stranger 2: I have a tattoo on my ass near my anus that says "exit only" Stranger 1: k Stranger 2: And stranger, please try and speak coherent English. Stranger 2: Are you Indian Stranger 1: yeah Stranger 2: From your general level of illiteracy, I guessed right. Stranger 1: and u Stranger 2: Scottish Stranger 1: omg Stranger 2: What? Stranger 1: cool Stranger 1: scottland? Stranger 2: Yes. Stranger 1: means gud Stranger 2: Only 1 T though. Stranger 2: Gud? Stranger 2: God?
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Stranger 1: how old r u Stranger 1: which one Stranger 1: gud good Stranger 2: I feel like I'm talking to a retarded chimpanzee. Stranger 1: now you got? Stranger 2: I am twenty three. Stranger 2: Yourself? Stranger 1: 21 years old Stranger 2: Or a retarded monkey. Stranger 1: from india Stranger 2: I know. Stranger 1: yes still you talk Stranger 1: with me Stranger 1: i think u like my monkey thinking Stranger 1: ? Stranger 2: Well, I'm going to leave. I'd rather talk with someone that doesn't speak like a mutant, retarded 3 year old chimpanzee with Down's syndrome. Stranger 2 has disconnected
24歳イギリス人男性との会話 You: What is ur occupation? Stranger: I dont have a job 泣いた
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You and the stranger both like japan, and japanese. You: hi Stranger: Hi! You: how are you? Stranger: I'm fine thank you xD You: yaaay You: good for you You: where are you from? Stranger: I am from Japan :p,! you are? You: same !
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Stranger: whoa...! You: :P You: ossu ora gokuu You: yoroshikuna ! You: wakuwaku shitekitazo Stranger: 미안 Stranger: 나 한국인이야 You: you are not japanese 0- Stranger: sorry Stranger: i wanted to be japanese You: you never be japanese Stranger: (*dropping tears*) Stranger: yeah, i know You: dont pretend japanese Stranger: ........ Stranger: Okay You: all japanese are angry about it Stranger: really? You: why not Stranger: ohhhhh i am sorry!!!! Stranger: i didn't know extent to it Stranger: TT_TT You: your brain seems too small Stranger: ..... Stranger: what? You: why koreans in internet are so terrible? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You and the stranger both like いいね！JAPAN ソーシャルアワード. Stranger: hay hay You: :o Stranger: :) Stranger: asl :/ You: 23 m japan You: u? Stranger: 日本 You: japanese? Stranger: うん Stranger: あなたは？ You: 同じ Stranger: ok Stranger: どの都市ですか？ You: 本当に日本人？ You: Chiba prefecture Stranger: はい You: どこから？ Stranger: 東京
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Stranger: あなたは？ You: おいくつ？ You: 千葉だって Stranger: 大丈夫.. You: you are not japanese are you? Stranger: 私は日本人です! You: dont pretend japanese Stranger: ありません。 Stranger: なぜですか？ You: your japanese is weird Stranger: 本当に？ You: yes You: where are you from? and what are you?
what are your favorite Olympic events to watch? Stranger 2: swimming Stranger 1: beach vollyball.... you know why Stranger 2: same reason Stranger 1: i like you Stranger 2: swimmer guys are hot Stranger 2: lol. okay:) Stranger 1: its all about there butts oh god the swiss female team Stranger 1: alittle weird i know Stranger 2: lol. i play beach vollet ball. just so i have an excuse to wear those shorts Stranger 1: lol Stranger 2: volley* Stranger 1: you have just made my day Stranger 2: hahahaha.
hi hi what's up? 挨拶の後のwhats upって単純に挨拶として使ってる？それとも何か話題求めてるの？
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それ難しいよね。 どんな感じよ？みたいなイメージで捉えてる what are you up to? も難しい。 逆に色んな人に聞いて、その答え方真似してるわ。 whats up には not much 笑
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そうか、こっちから聞いちゃえばいいのか！
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goodでよくないか？
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USA14歳の女の子にYou are dumbellとか突然言われた 普通に会話していたのに >>881 挨拶用語として使ってる 答え方はgoodやfineなど相手も大抵これ
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あといきなりゲイとか聞かれた 相手がゲイだったらどうするんだろうか
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: 7 You: 11 Stranger: 13 You: 17 Stranger: 23 You: 37 Stranger: 29 Stranger: 31 Stranger: 37 Stranger: 41 Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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オーストラリアの１４歳の女の子に対して 『How old do you think I am?』って聞いたら17って言われた。 24歳だって言ったら、『はぁ？』って感じの顔して、むちゃくちゃ動揺してて笑った。 日本人が若く見られるって本当なんだな。
